Saturday, July 25, 2009

I'll be your cheap novelty.

My weekend so far at my house has been ...pretty sucky. Starting off with the fact --I left a load of stuff back at the dorm that I need at home. Then, my brother drives home and he's half off the road so OBVIOUSLY I'm scared shitless. Then he started purposely driving off the road to scare me. So I'm like crying because I'm scared and he calls me a "fuckin' cunt." Real nice, ey? So that already made my weekend at home start out bad. Then I find out I have to go to Manchester because my cousin is going back to Iraq soon, so we needed to see him one last time or some shiznit. We didn't end up getting home until about 1:30 in the morning. Then I got on here --did some stuff; & I watched my brother play Grand Theft Auto 4 until about 2:30 ish. So I finally decided to go to bed. In the morning --my mother, my brother, my father and even my god damn dog were constantly waking me up every 2 fxckin' seconds. Boy was I furious. Oh well. I finally had to get out of bed around 1pm because my dearest mother wanted to go to Claremont. After I take a shower and get all ready --she decides to tell me they're going to Home Depot. I obviously do not want to go to Home Depot. So I stay home.

BUT --my bestfriend Autumn (who got taken away by the state after we did some bad stuff)(I'll maybe explain in another blog sometime) calls me up because she's home for the weekend visiting & I go hang out with her for a while. It was pretty entertaining because her older sister Amanda has a baby who is now a year old & DEFINITELY is the most adorable creature on the face of the earth. The last time I saw her and the baby was before Autumn got taken away. Which was nearly 8 months ago? Yeah, well I didn't even recognise the baby. She's grown up so much. She now can walk, and has curly blonde hair with the bright blue eyes to match. She is going to be beautiful when she gets older --I can promise you that. I also found out Amanda is pregnant with another baby. (: She's due either next month or the month after that. Yay. Ha.

Anyway, want to hear something funny? Well; It isn't really funny at all but at the time --it was. So Autumn and I are sitting on her bed and her little sister Emily comes in the room. Emily didn't want to leave. So Autumn told her we were about to "do it" and she left right away. So maybe she got curious or whatever, but she was peeking in the key hole through the door. So Autumn and I just start kissing, knowing that she's watching. And she began to FREAK OUT! Oh my goodness --she went all around the house and outside of the house saying "THEY WERE KISSING;THEY WERE KISSING;OH MY GOSH!" Ha. Then Autumns mom was like "Don't worry about it. Maybe they love each other." Oh my goodness. It was insanely funny. That might sound weird to you guys who are reading this. (I hope not many --if any at all) But Autumn & I have a history together. She's like --my girlfriend. It's really complicated. You wouldn't understand. So it wasn't unusual for us to kiss; just letting you know. In case you though ...whatever you thought.

ANYWHO. Off that subject. I'll begin to talk about tonight. Yayyy. So after I leave Autumns, I walk home and get here around 8pm, where my mother, my father, and I leave to go eat dinner. We ended up going to Friendly's. :D I love that place by the way. So it's around 9:15-9:30 and I call Corey because we were planning on chilling that night. So my parentals drop me off in the plaza beside Cosmic bowling and I wait for Corey to show up. And I wait, and wait, and wait some more. FINALLY he shows up and gives me my present that Manolis left me. He left me lighter fluid. Which I need for my zippo. He left me pink fuzzy handcuffs. Don't ask ;) 'Cause I will not tell you if they've been used. Ha. And he left me his wallet made out of tape that he made himself. <3 He wrote on it in Sharpie (write out loud!) and he said how I needed a wallet because I always kept my money in my phone case and it was messing up my phone. So he was like "DO NOT USE FOR CRACK MONEY (:" It was funny. I miss him. :// But anyway. There was a 'gitir' pick inside the wallet. Yes, he plays guitar. mmmmm. Thats besides the point. Back to my story. So Corey shows up with Chris and we all go inside Cosmic Bowling. You're supposed to pay money to hang out but Corey nor I paid so we kind of got some weird stares like "pay your fxckin' money or get out" kinda thing. Ha. So we left. & Just hung outside for hours on end. We lit some shoes, & clothes, and hats on fire. It was a good time because I'm amazed with fire. I really am. Around 11:00pm, Dylan (my son), Sean, and a bunch of other kids came back over to the bowling alley. Chris, being the attention-whore he is, decides to run into the bowling alley and scream "FUCK" while his hat was on fire. He ran outside and ditched. They bowling alley guy was like watching for him. It was also very amusing. I just stood there and watch. Because for once, I had no part in it. So the kids went over to the icecream shop in the middle of the plaza and break into it to steal the money. When they got in, the guy who was watching them at the bowling alley called the cops. I don't exactly know what happened because everyone vanished from the scene 'cause it was obvious the guy called the cops on them. And I was freaking out saying I can't get into any trouble because I can't afford it. & in all honesty, it's true. I'd bust a cap if I got in trouble for this. & I would because I was guilty by association. LIKE ALWAYS. So I called my parents to come pick me up around 11:30-12:00 because I needed to get outta there. So my mom comes, and I'm the only one left around. Good thing she picked me up when she did because right after we got out of the plaza to go home, a bunch of cops pass by. Corey texts me and say (and I quote) "Holy shit julie there are cops everyone down here now!" Little do I know what happened because I was gone ...but I was just glad to be out of there. I was proud of myself for not getting into any trouble that night. I felt really accomplished. Ha. But yeah. I'm talking to one of my OLDOLDOLD best friends Austin, and he says to me, "Why don't you drink?" And that got me so gosh darn heated. Like seriously? I'm fxckin' WAY too young. Plus it isn't good for you. I was PISSED. You just don't even know. After that --I just said "Wow, don't talk to me. Goodbye." And I left. (:

Crazy day/night. Ey? I'd say so. I miss all this crazy adventure. :D So now it's about 2am, and I'm headed for bed because Autumn wanted to hang out with me tomorrow. She goes back to her Camp she's in on Monday. So yeah, Goodnight everybody. Thank-you for reading. I'm really not that weird... (: Goodbye.

1 comment:

  1. OMG im so jealous of you, I <3 Friendly's!!
    nice blog btw... might want to watch language though.... you never know who reads this.... >.>

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